{"id":20557,"date":"2023-03-21T07:49:29","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T06:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/?p=20557"},"modified":"2024-03-04T12:17:16","modified_gmt":"2024-03-04T11:17:16","slug":"resum-del-consell-de-govern-de-9-3-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/resum-del-consell-de-govern-de-9-3-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Resum del Consell de Govern de 9.3.2023"},"content":{"rendered":"

Estimada companya,<\/p>\n

Estimat company,<\/p>\n

La negociaci\u00f3 del Pla Plurianual de Finan\u00e7ament ha esclatat. Mentrestant, la inspecci\u00f3 de treball ha enc\u00e9s la metxa i reclama a la UPV les quotes patronals dels predoctorals Margarita Salas i Mar\u00eda Zambrano.<\/p>\n

El col\u00f3s est\u00e0 en flames, hi ha foc per tots els llocs i no arribe a endevinar quin \u00e9s el pla del rector per apagar-los. Tal vegada, un grau propi, a preu d’or, d’enginyeria de mogudes supertoxes?<\/p>\n

Aqu\u00ed vos deixe el meu resum<\/a>, on vos comente all\u00f2 m\u00e9s destacat de la sessi\u00f3 del Consell de Govern.<\/p>\n

\"Resum<\/a><\/p>\n

El resum inclou:<\/p>\n

00:00<\/a>\u00a0Inici<\/p>\n

00:57<\/a>\u00a0Sr. Inspector pot comen\u00e7ar la masclet\u00e0<\/p>\n

03:47<\/a>\u00a08M: El pistatxo \u00e9s el nou morat<\/p>\n

05:34<\/a>\u00a0L’incombustible optimisme del vicerector Cano<\/p>\n

06:45<\/a>\u00a0El Pla Plurianual de Finan\u00e7ament esclata per l’aire<\/p>\n

08:17<\/a>\u00a0Grau xaxi en enginyeria de mogudes supertoxes<\/p>\n

10:54<\/a>\u00a0Cremats amb el teletreball<\/p>\n

12:13<\/a>\u00a0L’efimera modificaci\u00f3 del reglament electoral<\/p>\n

13:41<\/a>\u00a0Acords<\/p>\n

Espere que et siga d\u2019utilitat.<\/p>\n

Els teus ulls i la teua veu…<\/b><\/i><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Estimada companya, Estimat company, La negociaci\u00f3 del Pla Plurianual de Finan\u00e7ament ha esclatat. Mentrestant, la inspecci\u00f3 de treball ha enc\u00e9s la metxa i reclama a la UPV les quotes patronals dels predoctorals Margarita Salas i Mar\u00eda Zambrano. El col\u00f3s est\u00e0 en flames, hi ha foc per tots els llocs i no arribe a endevinar quin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14845,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1099362],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consell-de-govern"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14845"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stepv.upv.es\/va\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}